Beat the Blerch
- Date
- September 12, 2026
- Distance
- 5K · 10K · Half Marathon & more
From the Organizer
Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running.
Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle.
It begins at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, and it’s a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case you’re still up for a bit of walking after the race.
Events
Weather
Typical Conditions
It's too far out for a forecast, so here's what weather on this date is normally like in the area. A race day forecast will replace this as race week approaches.
Typical High
72°
Typical Low
50°
Chance of Rain
34%
Based on US Climate Normals data from Snoqualmie Falls, 8 mi from the venue.
Host City
About Carnation, WA
Population
2,476
as of 2023
Elevation
87 ft
Nearest Airport
SEA
Seattle–Tacoma International Airport · 23 mi
Time Zone
Pacific Time
From Endurance Grid
A small town race. Lodging near the start could be limited, so book early.
Race Location
Your Next Start Line
What Are You
Waiting For?
Every finish line starts with a single decision. Claim your spot at Beat the Blerch, put it on the calendar, and turn “someday” into a start date.
Coming Up
More Running races near Carnation, WA
Fall City Day Run 2026
5 miles away
Snoqualmie Valley Half
Less than a mile away
OUTLAST SEATTLE
6 miles away
Craft Classic Seattle
9 miles away
From Endurance Grid
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
- What is the Beat the Blerch?
- Beat the Blerch is a running race held in Carnation, Washington on September 12, 2026. It is one of the many endurance events listed on Endurance Grid, a multi-sport endurance event calendar covering running races, triathlons, HYROX, and more endurance sports across the United States. Find more running races near you or explore our sports guides to learn what race day actually feels like.
- When and where is the Beat the Blerch?
- Saturday, September 12, 2026 in Carnation, Washington at Tolt-MacDonald Park, Carnation, WA. Check the event page for exact start times and wave schedules.
- How do I register for the Beat the Blerch?
- Registration is handled through the event's registration page. Confirm pricing and distances there, and sign up.
Beat the Blerch
Sep 12, 2026